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Friday, November 14, 2008

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Spy Film
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Keeps leaking classified information on his Facebook page
He has a license to fish
It's set in the dark, dangerous world of photocopier repair
Hero's new high-tech gadget: a shampoo that's also a conditioner
Sexy new Bond girl has five kids and a loving husband named Todd
Villain's plot to destroy the world's financial system is spoiled when the bank beats him to it
Main character announces, "The name's Bond. Shecky Bond."
It's about a plot to steal the Colonel's fried chicken recipe
"Jet pack" looks suspiciously like Hello Kitty backpack
He promises to find Osama, yet 7 years later, nothing
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Instead of Roger Moore, stars Michael Moore

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Most Bond films have a Bond girl -- this one has a Bond squirrel

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Secret mission? Find the firmest mattress at Sleepy's

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Bond sinks into depression when his girlfriend leaves him for A-Rod

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Nine minutes into the film, government budget cuts cause his job to be eliminated

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Tuxedo rental shops were closed, so he wears a bird costume to the casino

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Plot involves agents 007 and 011 opening a chain of convenience stores

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