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Monday, July 14, 2008

Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Bank
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Teller asks, "How may I swindle you?"
Instead of Andrew Jackson, their $20 bills have a picture of Tito Jackson
They promise they'll have your money if you come back after tonight's Keno drawing
Interest paid not in money, but in Saltines
ATM looks suspiciously like a Ms. Pac-Man machine
Loan officer will approve your mortgage only if you let him rub you
Bank robbers leave with a sack of IOUs -- that's how bad things are, ladies and gentlemen
Most banks are backed by the FDIC; your bank is backed by KFC
They made $2 million loan to the Hillary Clinton campaign
Manager giggles whenever he says, "early withdrawal"
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Teller asks, "You're not with the Treasury Department, are you?"

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Cash machine only dispenses Supercuts coupons

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Deposits are only insured up to eight bucks

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All ATM PIN numbers are one digit

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When applying for a loan, manager asks, "Have you been a good boy this year?"

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