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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Top Ten Signs Your Wife is Having an Affair with the Incredible Hulk
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Someone sent her flowers with a note reading, "Me have good time last night"
She comes home late smelling "hulky"
Your kids are green
You find room service bill for one nicoise salad and 7 pounds of raw meat
She's also seeing Spider-Man, Iron Man and three of the Fantastic Four
You find credit card receipt from "Big & Tall & Green Man"
She upgraded your king size bed to "hulk size"
You turn green from food poisoning -- she sobs because you remind her of somebody
She's been seen with a gigantic, inarticulate beast, but it ain't Arnold Schwarzenegger
After sex, always complaining you're not exactly "incredible"
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During news footage of him rampaging, she says "They never show his quiet sensitive side"

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She recently added Aquaman as a friend on facebook

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Every night she's mending the same pair of ripped purple pants

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The giant hole in the side of the house

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You keep coming home to find the bed broken

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In bed, accidentally starts to say his name, then catches herself and calls you, "Incredible Frank"

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Spider-Man can't look you in the eye anymore

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She complains to the marriage counselor that you can't even lift a tank

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