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Friday, June 06, 2008

Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is an Alien
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Eats Domino's delivery guy and tips the pizza
Complains about the rising cost of filling his flying saucer with dilithium crystals
Uses two hands to mow the lawn, and other two hands to wash the car -- boing!
You say, "Morning, Bill!" He says, "Morning, puny little earth man"
He has never seen an episode of "Sex and the City." Hello? What planet are you from?
In the class photo, his kids are the ones with the tentacles
When a rerun of "Mork & Mindy" is on, he sneers, "That guy's not from Ork"
Says, "We had a great weekend on Venus -- I mean, Vegas"
He drives a 2011 Toyota Corolla
He's bald, gray and creepy, but he's not Dick Cheney
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Is the spitting image of Larry King

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At his Memorial Day barbecue, half the guests were Wookies

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Tells you E.T. was a total loser in high school

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After a couple beers, he starts with the "You might be a Klingon..." jokes

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