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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Top Ten Messages Left on Barack Obama's Answering Machine
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"It's Eliot Spitzer - let's get some girls and celebrate!"
"John McCain here, I...crap, I forgot why I called"
"This is Al Gore, don't make the same mistake I did and win the popular vote"
"It's John McCain again. What is this some kind of machine that answers the phone?"
"This is John Kerry; are you interested in a subscription to 'Sports Illustrated'?"
"You've just made a powerful enemy of The Pantsuit Manufacturers of America"
"It's Randy Jackson. Your last speech? Little pitchy, dawg"
No number 3 - writer stuck on plane with Scott McClellan
"Hillary calling; I'm still prepared to offer you the Vice President position"
"Oprah here; I helped you get the nomination now will you help me get rid of Dr. Phil"
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"It's Barbara Walters - want to get dinner sometime?"

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"Hillary calling; would you be open to making it best two out of three?"

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"Mitt Romney here. Have you thought about switching conditioners?"

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"Hey Mike, hey Dog. Joba is the perfect set-up guy. Why are they screwing things up making him a starter?"

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