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Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard At Hillary Clinton Campaign Headquarters
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"I can't believe the campaign's over already"
"Hillary's changing into her concession pantsuit"
"This is more depressing than a Mets game" - He did not say that!
"So they're nominating the guy with the most delegates, superdelegates, and states won? Outrageous!"
"Did you hear - the marquee melted on Letterman"
"Help us, Iron Man!!"
"The Senator is in intense negotiations with Jim Beam"
"There's a guy here to repossess the watercooler"
"It's not the end - you can always get fat and make a global warming documentary"
"Is Obama still hiring?"
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"Bill is furious about the 'Vanity Fair' article but he loves the Angelina Jolie cover"

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"The senator said she'll be campaigning all weekend in Margaritaville"

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"We're hoping to win enough delegates by 2010"

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"Good news, we're three points ahead in East Virginia!"

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"There goes my dream of being the first female president since Gerald Ford"

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"We can't pay any of you again this week, but feel free to take home as much campaign stationary as you'd like"

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"Ask Obama if he'll go double-or-nothing on the Canadian provinces"

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