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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Top Ten Signs Paula Abdul Needs A Vacation
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Calls every contestant "Sanjaya"
Last night during a performance, curled up on the stage like a kitty
Begins every sentence with, "This may be the gin talking"
Simon chews his pen, she eats them like pretzel rods
After a song, she asks to buy a vowel
All she talks about is Late Show Magician Week starting May 5th!
She and five imaginary friends are planning to rob Mick Jagger
Barely has the energy to mix prescriptions
Hasn't seduced a contestant in weeks
Amy Winehouse called her and said, "Dude, you're nuts"
Brad Garrett's Bad Golf Day
Ray Romano provides commentary for Brad's record-setting round of golf.
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Augustana (II)
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Olympic Volleyball Gold Medalists, Kerri Walsh & Misty May-Treanor
In their full interview, the Olympic champs talk about Beijing, bikinis and Bush.
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