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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex In A McDonald's
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Should I take her someplace more romantic like Applebee's?
Am I going to get "The McClap"?
Should we just stay in the car and have sex in the drive-thru?
The rats won't mind, will they?
Would she rather have had a 'Whopper'?
Is this what my dad meant when he said, "Go get a job at McDonald's"?
Should I add fries and a soda for an extra 99 cents?
Can I tell my wife I was just getting a 'Happy Meal'?
Should I see a psychiatrist?
Is this going to hurt my wife's presidential campaign?
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Would it be healthier to have sex at 'Subway'?

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Can I get extra napkins?

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Is there a better aphrodisiac than disinfectant and frying oil?

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Afterwards should I pay for dinner?

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Will this hurt the chances of being named Employee of the Month?

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