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Monday, March 24, 2008

Top Ten Signs The Government Is Spying On You
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You turn on television and see a live feed of your shower
While you're ordering pizza, mysterious voice on the phone tells you to forget the mushrooms
There's been an ice cream truck parked outside your house for 9 months
Your dog has an antenna
You came home early and found an agent dusting your wife for prints
Your cat has an antenna
After eating a falafel, your name was added to the "Do Not Fly" list
Drudge Report features exclusive news about your breakfast
CIA director Hayden calls and says, "Judging by these surveillance photos, you should get that thing on your ass looked at"
During State of the Union, President suggests you to ask your doctor about Levitra
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Verizon says they'll drop by between noon and six to put a wiretap on your phone

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When you get to the store, guy sitting in van in your driveway asks you to get him some AA batteries

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Your vacation cruise to the Bahamas is "accidentally" rerouted to Gitmo

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Landscapers are wearing earpieces, black suits, and mirrored sunglasses

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Everywhere you go, you hear that clock from "24" beeping

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