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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Top Ten Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today
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This guy is hilarious, but seriously, who's your president?
I'd like to "emancipate" Angelina Jolie
Sweet merciful Lord, these Applebee's riblets are delicious
I hope the writers' strike is over! I need my 'Desperate Housewives'
The framers of the Constitution would care less about who injected what in their ass
I'm here to unite our great nation over unbelievable deals on brand-name mattresses
Good heavens, McCain is still around?
What's with the freakishly short hats?
Speaking of ancient dead guys, how's Letterman doing?
Seriously, what the hell is happening on 'Lost'?
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Why do I have to give Starbucks a bill with my face on it to get a cup of coffee?

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Over on Tenth Avenue, I saw they're charging four-score-and-seven-dollars for a hooker

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One ticket for "The Hottie and the Nottie," please

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Lindsay Lohan Lincoln -- I like the sound of that

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How would you like to take a ride on the ol' "Lincoln Navigator"?

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The Patriots lost to who???

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