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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Top Ten Reasons Mitt Romney Dropped Out Of The Presidential Race
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Harsh midwest weather was murder on his split ends
Wants to devote more time to rap persona P. MItty
Polls show public doesn't want a president who looks like a casino greeter
Just couldn't compete with the Ron Paul juggernaut
Unveiling a new line of honey-roasted Romnuts
That bastard Zogby had it in for him
Apparently America is not ready for a white male president
No number 3 -- writer suffering from Mitt withdrawal
There was that little problem of nobody voting for him
Lost all of his money betting on the Patriots
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