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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Top Ten Things Billy Bob Thornton Would Like To Say To America
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"I was drunk when I agreed to do this list"
"Fact: If it's not bacon, it needs to get off my plate"
"I hope all that money doesn't change Leona Helmsley's dog"
"It's not easy being the most famous guy on the planet named Billy Bob"
"I based my character in 'Sling Blade' on Letterman"
"I always split aces and eights"
"Even I find myself a little strange"
"I have a tattoo of Martha Stewart on my ass"
"I traded my Academy Award for a chimpanzee named Marty"
"People ask if there are any projects I've done that I regret. You're looking at it"
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