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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Top Ten Senior Citizen Pick-Up Lines
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"Wanna swap teeth?"
"Are you a model, or were you one during the Truman administration?"
"Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?"
"What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?"
"Much like high sodium foods, you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!"
"Excuse me while I slip into something orthopedic"
"How'd you like to be in my will?"
"Wanna see my cane?"
"My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened"
"Hi, I'm Dave Letterman"
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