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Friday, May 18, 2007

Top Ten Signs You're At A Lame Nudist Colony
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At least once a day, the bartender gets his deal caught in a blender
It's crawlin' with fire ants
The women look less like Jessica Alba and more like Jessica Tandy (Rent "Cocoon" on DVD at Blockbuster today)
Larry King shows up wearing only his suspenders
Colony's slogan -- "Ewwwwwwww"
Hottest woman there is wearing a "World's Greatest Grandmother" hat
No number four -- writer at lame nudist colony
It's two naked guys and a tent
Dinner finds you on the bathroom floor eating next to David Hasselhoff
Everybody sorts of looks like Shrek
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