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Monday, May 07, 2007

Top Ten Ways Paris Hilton Is Preparing For Jail
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Asking Martha Stewart for "shower fight" tips
Meeting with Revlon to market signature delousing spray
Looking up recipe for making Cosmopolitans in the toilet
Attending Tampa Bay Devil Rays games to get used to solitary
Seeking permission to videotape her conjugals
No number 5 -- writer too upset by verdict to write a joke
Seeing what Prada has in orange jumpsuits
I dunno -- getting drunk and acting like a tramp? Seriously, young people -- keep it clean
Telling herself, "Heck, 45 days? That's not even a month"
Giving guards list of how she likes to be searched
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries
With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
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