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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your NBA Referee Is Nuts
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Keeps nude photos of NBA Commissioner David Stern in his wallet
Refers to the ball as "Peggy" -- now that's nuts
Refuses to let substitutes come out of the game unless they give two weeks notice
Puts ball under his shirt; claims he's carrying LeBron's baby
Every time someone makes a basket, he screams "Goooaaaallll!"
Thinks the Knicks rebuilding plan is working
He has a 24-second clock over his bed -- that's worse than calling the ball "Peggy"
Well, he's the only one out there on ice skates
Allows players extra free throw if they give him a cigarette
Asks Kobe for tips on maintaining a monogamous relationship
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