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Friday, March 02, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your Team Is Not Going To Make The NCAA Basketball Tournament
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Center is only 5'9" -- in heels
Team gets psyched before the game by listening to Clay Aiken
Your official Las Vegas odds are "Yea right"
Instead of Gatorade, team chugs Yoo-Hoo
Gave up basketball for Lent
Your shoe deal is with Thom McAn
Players complain to refs that the other team is "Always getting in the way"
They lead the division in groin pulls
Starting point guard recently shaved his head and checked into rehab
Caught two of the guys playing a little "Man-to-man" in the locker room
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