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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Stockbroker
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When stocks go up, his pants go down
He's unavailable whenever "General Hospital" is on
Invested your entire portfolio in JetBlue
Instead of Wall Street, he works at Wal-Mart
He shaves his head and goes into rehab
Hot stock tips, no -- nude photos of Alan Greenspan, yes
Keeps using the word Ga-zillion
No number 3 -- writer depressed after losing everything in stock market
A few years back told Martha, "Sure it's legal"
Claims he once had a three-way with Morgan Stanley and Merrill Lynch
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