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Monday, February 19, 2007

Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Is Celebrating President's Day
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Took part in a great White House tradition by groping an intern
Same as every year -- watching Maury then going to hunt squirrels
Spent morning hiding eggs on White House lawn
Videotape himself playing "Stairway to Heaven" on guitar, put it on YouTube
Nothing -- Air Force One is stuck on the runway behind a JetBlue plane
Planning his 2008 re-election campaign
Thinking of creative new ways to alienate America from the rest of the world
Dig up Saddam Hussein, hang him again
Getting loaded and shaving his head like Britney
Did somebady say, "Norbit"?
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