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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Thursday, February 15, 2007
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear On Valentine's Day
"Ted, meet Carl -- he's going to be joining us this evening"
"I got us two tickets to 'Norbit' "
"Don't hang up, directory assistance lady -- you're my Valentine!"
"There's a diaper-wearing astronaut at the door for you"
"If you want to cuddle afterward, it's another $50"
"Valentine's Day is on the 14th this year?"
"I got you the smallest box of chocolates because frankly, you're too damn tubby"
"We'll do something in a couple of days -- it's Late Show Ventriloquist Week"
"I picked these flowers up at the cemetary"
"Table for one, Mr. Letterman!"
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Olympic Volleyball Gold Medalists, Kerri Walsh & Misty May-Treanor In their full interview, the Olympic champs talk about Beijing, bikinis and Bush.
