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Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating At Taco Bell
"Are my affairs in order?"
"Why is the counter kid wearing a hazmat suit?"
"Will the hot sauce kill the bacteria?"
"Is this how they poisoned that Russian spy?"
"Do I really want to succumb to a taco-related death?"
"Should I go somewhere safer for lunch like Fallujah?"
"Will this help me meet the recommended E.coli daily requirement?"
(No number 3 -- writer ate a bad chalupa)
"What would Kristie Alleyy do?"
"Wait -- when was Taco Bell not tainted with E.coli?"
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"Should I pay the extra 89 cents and get the insurance?"
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"Is it worth driving an extra half-mile to go to a fast food place where I won't die?"
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"Have I notified my next of kin about my lunch plans?"
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"Why are all the customers hooked up to IVs?"
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"Do I want to appear in the newspaper under the headlines, 'Area Man Clings to Life'?"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
