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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Barack Obama
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As as child, was taunted with "Obama's so fat jokes"
After finishing Harvard law, served as Doug Llewelyn's understudy on "The People's Court"
Follows Bush's weekly radio address DJ-ing the "Barock and Roll Power Hour"
Real last name: Obamawitz
At Senate hearings, throws on his iPod whenever John Kerry has the floor
Played Kenickie in the Senate production of "Grease"
Makes immigration speeches as hilarious, uninformed foreigner "Borat Obama"
Even Donald Trump can't think of anthing nasty to say about him
Presides over Congressional Committee to lower Al Gore's body fat
Only running for president to piss off Hilary
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Often upset as a child because he could never find his name on any toy license plates

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Spends downtime collecting Hummel figurines

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Wept during Danza's final performance in "The Producers"

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This month, he sponsored a resolution to kick his Keno addiction

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Posted a parody video on YouTube called: "Barack to the Future"

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Once walked in on Congressman Foley showing off his legislative branch

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Five-time winner on Jeopardy's "Guy Named Barack Week"

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