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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Top Ten Features of Bush's New Iraq Plan
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Make the war best two-out-of-three
Blame it on that crazy New York gas leak
Convene blue-ribbon study group; ignore recommendations
Consult with Rumsfeld, who's now working as a casino greeter
Sit on ass until January 2009; let Hillary figure it out
Send Cheney to Baghdad with a shotgun
Tax cuts for the rich
Put Giants coach Tom Coughlin in charge of enemy, watch them collapse
Raise money for escalation by robbing Mick Jagger's apartment
Dig up Saddam and execute him again
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Shift blame for the whole mess from America to similiar-sounding Armenia

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Send in that Jack Bauer guy

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Take six week working vacation at Crawford ranch

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Start drinkin' again

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Bomb North Korea

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Beg Superman to bail us out

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0% down 0% interest 'till 2008

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Undercover camels

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