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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy Dressed As Santa
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"All I want for Christmas is a handful of Vicodin"
"Maybe this Christmas, someone will give you a shirt that's not that ugly"
"What do you want for Christmas...Ah, I really don't care"
"Feel my beard -- It's 100% squirrel"
"My rabbi said I'm going to hell for wearing this"
"Ho...Ho...Ho" (points to 3 old women)
"I may not be the real Santa, but that doesn't mean I haven't seen you while you're sleeping"
"Enjoy the last Christmas before we get nuked by the North Koreans"
"Hey handsome, meet me under the mistletoe in 10 minutes"
"For a hundred bucks, I'll let you unwrap me"
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