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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Top Ten Ways The Knicks Can Improve Their Image
Donate one dollar to charity for every punch thrown this season
Get the Russians to poison opponents
If a player falls into the stands during a brawl, you get
to keep him
Every night head coach Isiah Thomas calls some lucky
ticketholder an "a**hole"
Do what Kobe does -- start handing out diamond rings
Change team name from Knickerbockers to something more
whimsical like Snickerdoodles
Fifty percent more congratulatory ass-patting
Free Tums to fans who feel dyspeptic
Add hilarious cartoon sound effects to game-time beat downs
Replace Knicks City Dancers with drunken slutty Miss USA
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Sorry, no Top Ten Extras tonight!
Olympic Volleyball Gold Medalists, Kerri Walsh & Misty May-Treanor In their full interview, the Olympic champs talk about Beijing, bikinis and Bush.
