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Friday, November 17, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad James Bond Movie
Asks everyone to call him "Jimbo"
Villain's private "lair" is the corner booth at
Pizzeria Uno
It's set backstage at "Saturday Night Live"
The Aston Martin won't start, so Bond drives a '95 Ford Focus
It's about Dr. No's even more evil brother, Dr. Phil
Most impressive gadget? A clock that's also a radio
Bond's new catchphrase: "Git R Done"
Goodbye license to kill, hello license to inspect meat
Soundtrack by Kevin Federline
Halfway into the movie, James Bond is shot in the face by
Dick Cheney
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He's wearing a hat that reads "Secret Agent"
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Always being rescued by his clever pet squirrel, 008
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Bond misses a bad guy when he has to empty all gels and
liquids at airport security
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New Bond girl...Carol Channing
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of September 1-5, 2008 Palin-mania, Dr. Phil, Robin and more from the week of September 1, 2008.
