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Monday, November 06, 2006
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Saddam Hussein's Mind At This Moment
"I guess there's no point in counting carbs anymore"
"So much for the lucky beard"
"Hanging? I was sure they were gonna send Cheney
over here to shoot me"
"And yet Donald Trump lives..."
"How about one last conjugal with Streisand?"
"My classmates did say I was 'Most Likely To Be Hanged'"
"If only I'd gotten more education like John Kerry said"
"At least it's an exit strategy"
"Well I won't have to watch the Knicks"
"My approval rating is still higher than Bush's"
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"Should I name Chemical Ali executor of my will?"
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"Where's that Ashton Kutcher, I know I'm being Punk'd"
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"Does my will specify who inherits my spider hole?"
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"Once I'm gone, I guess Dick Cheney will be the most
evil person alive"
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"I just hope I live long enough to see Impressionist
Week on the Late Show"
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"Now I'm definitely voting Democrat on Tuesday"
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"If they ever make a movie about this, I think Burt
Reynolds should play me"
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"Are there Doritos in Hell?"
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
