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Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Halloween
You trick-or-treated at Mel Gibson's house dressed as a
Jewish cop
Instead of candy, your parents handed out Scientology brochures
While everyone's wives dressed slutty, yours was dressed
like Hillary in a pantsuit
"Punks" who pelted you with eggs and shaving
cream: Your wife and kids
Closest you came to dressing up was trading jumpsuits with
your cellmate
Because you left out an open bag of caramels, you had to
Heimlich your monkey
You went to Madonna's house and she adopted you
Mariachi costume was so convincing, you got your ass
deported to Mexico
"Bobbing for apples" accidentally turned into
"Bobbing for Grandma's glass eye"
You're home watching this
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Letterman gave you relish packets
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You realized the scale of your weight problem when
everyone thought your Frankenstein costume was Shrek
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Your fellow insurgents stoned you for your "sexy
mullah" costume
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After removing your costume, your date made fun of you for
being "fun sized"
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You won a prize for your troll costume, but you weren't
wearing a costume
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You're regretting your decision to gain 200 pounds for
your Dick Cheney costume
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Mention on the phone you might go as Osama. Next thing
you know, you wake up in Gitmo
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You dressed as George Clooney but everyone you passed
said, "Hey, great Wayne Newton!"
Brad Garrett's Bad Golf Day Ray Romano provides commentary for Brad's record-setting round of golf.
