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Friday, August 18, 2006
Top Ten Things Overheard Outside "Snakes On a Plane"
"What's it about?"
"So I can't bring a bottle of water on a plane but
snakes are OK?"
"Hi, two adults and one snake, please"
"I didn't care for the 'Snakes in the Theater' promotion"
"Maybe we should just go to Times Square and see
'Snakes In My Pants'"
"It's still better than sitting next to Regis"
"Exact same thing happened to me last time I flew Delta"
"I haven't seen a snake that big since the Pamela
Anderson/Tommy Lee video"
"That guy sitting behind me? Jackass on a cellphone"
"No, Mr. Gibson, I'm not Jewish"
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Put some cake through blender and send it to Fidel Castro
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Pray a nude Janet Reno doesn't jump out of the cake
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Convert to Islam, get in on that 72 virgins action
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Getting a raucous "Happy Birthday" serenade to
by the wait staff at Red Lobster
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Wistfully think "has it really been 10 years since I
jeopardized my Presidency to have sex with that cow?"
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