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Friday, July 21, 2006
Top Ten Signs You Chose A Bad Plastic Surgeon
You ask about his credentials, he shows you his fishing license
For an extra $89.95, he'll paint your car
He is a graduate of Johns Goodman University
You can now hear through your nose
Some doctors leave their watch inside a patient, he once
left a clock/radio
You're mistaken for Kim Jong-Il more than you used to
Your appointment is busted up by a "Dateline"
news crew
During your exam, he gets naked and draws dotted lines all
over himself
Twice a month, flies to Mexico for "parts"
Sitting in the waiting room: Kenny Rogers
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You remove the bandages, hold up a mirror, and see
Siegfried staring back at you
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His practice is in a van behind a strip mall
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On his wall hangs a diploma and a Mexican arrest warrent
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In the corner of his office is a box marked "fake
passport and disguises"
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Before talking to you, he pats you down to see if you're
wearing a wire
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Your pretty sure your new pouty lips are made from Slim Jims
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Your new cheek is dark brown and has "Wilson"
written on it
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When discussing your nose job, asks if you'd prefer a
"Michael" or a "Janet"
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