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TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
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TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Beauty Pageant
It's broadcast on the Animal Planet network
Entrants must be over 70
Miss France gets ejected for violently head-butting Miss Italy
Instead of sash, Miss Iran is wearing an ammo vest
Contestants are judged in three categories: evening gown,
interview, and competitive meatball-eating
Described as an "inner beauty" pageant
It's hosted by the decomposed remains of Bert Parks
Winner's platform: Spreading the message of Scientology
Contestants must have slept with Christie Brinkley's husband
Competitions highlighted by shootout between Miss Israel
and Miss Lebanon
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No matter how much you drink, the contestants don't get
any hotter
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Not only is Donald Trump the owner, he's also the hottest one
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Even with a high-def TV, contestant's asses still don't
fit on the screen
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Last year Miss USA was Mr. USA
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One special prize goes to "Most Pronounced Overbite"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of September 1-5, 2008 Palin-mania, Dr. Phil, Robin and more from the week of September 1, 2008.
