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Friday, July 14, 2006

Top Ten Questions Received By The Coppertone Hotline
  
"How much longer do I have to drink this stuff before I start getting tan?"
"Can I substitute your sunblock for pina colada mix?"
"Hey, my initials are SPF - - isn't that nuts?"
"Can you send someone over to oil me down?"
"Do you sell moonblock?"
"Hey mad dog - - shouldn't Barry Bonds pack it up and go on home already?"
"Does it work on kitties?"
"Is David Copperfield there?"
"This is Larry King - - can you do my back?"
"How about phone-sex three-way with you and the butterball hotline?"
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