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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, July 13, 2006
Top Ten Good Things About Having A Dog As Governor
Can easily diffuse a tense situation by rolling over and
playing dead
Want a bill passed? Scratch his head
Only sexual scandal is with the leg of the couch
You get novelty deck of cards featuring state's most
wanted fleas and ticks
First governor to wear a choke collar since McGreevey
All businesses closed during Westminster dog show
When he sticks his head out of the motorcade window, gives
the impression he's a dog of the people
Would chase more tail than Clinton. Hello? Is this thing on?
Fun to watch him sniff visiting dignitaries
Easier to understand than Schwarzenegger
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Robin Williams The funny man takes a look at recent events at the Republican National Convention.
