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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With A Robot
"Is it properly grounded?"
"Can I check my email during sex?"
"Would the robot be up for a threesome with the Tivo?"
"Which robot does Consumer Reports recommend having
sex with?"
"Do we have a future together or is this just cold,
meaningless robot sex?"
"Is this being videotaped for a 'Dateline NBC' exclusive?"
"Will it hurt like the time I made out with the juicer?"
"Is the robot Jewish?"
"Does this classify as 'rock bottom'?"
"Am I sure I want to cheat on my inflatable girlfriend?"
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