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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Is A Genius
  
Won 30 grand on Jeopardy's monkey week
Only guy in your house that has any idea what's happening on "Lost"
Got 1600 on the monkey SAT's
Bought Chiquita at $1.50 a share
Banned from all casinos for card counting
Will only eat bananas if they've been flambeed with rum
Uses his tail to make adorable shadow puppets of today's hottest stars
Knows the recipe for a dynamite banana daiquiri
The NSA hired him to wire all of your fruits and vegetables
Long ago, he warned his cousin Bubbles to stay the hell away from Michael Jackson
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