DAVETV If you could look at only one thing on the Internet, DaveTV would be the obvious choice. What other so-called "website" lets you watch LATE SHOW Highlights, Comedy Clips, Slideshows, Stupid Trick clips and The Tony Mendez Show?
TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Top Ten Other Announcements Meredith Vieira Would Like To
Make (As Presented By Meredith Vieira)
NBC promised me two assistants, an intern and a monkey
Six retired generals advised me not to go to CBS
I once served time for running a cockfighting ring in Managua
I'm carrying Brad Pitt's baby
I haven't even started at NBC and already I'm getting
creepy phone calls from Donald Trump
I'm thrilled to follow in the high heels of Katie Couric,
Jane Pauley and Bryant Gumbel
A minute ago backstage I saw a rat the size of a basset hound
The rumors are true -- I'm on steroids
I can smell Dave's cheap-ass cologne from here
If I seem disappointed, it's because I thought I was going
on Leno
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of August 4 - 8, 2008 Dive into a week's worth of Late Show highlights with Seth, Penelope, Donald and more.
