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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
  
Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass
Develop an exit strategy for Iraq
Start an erotic blog
Change name to Barry the Cable Guy
Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy
Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt
For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco
Auction autographed syringes on eBay
Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth
For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!
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