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Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're On A Lame Spring Break
Your hotel room offers a breathtaking view of the Persian Gulf
The package is 5 days, 2 nights
Closest thing you get to a sunburn is a rash from the
hotel linens
Instead of a wet t-shirt contest, there's a less
satisfying "wet hat" contest
Limbo stick looks an awful lot like a human femur
Difference between the presidential suite and a regular
room? Free Q-Tips
Ask where to take a swim, the concierge suggests mall fountain
The bed in your room is not a water bed but it's awfully damp
Conga line ends at Scientology Center
Most action you got was when mom kissed you goodbye
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Only thing in minibar is medicine for asbestos poisoning
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The sign at the concierge reads: "Watch out for black
market organ thieves and enjoy your stay!"
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Everyone on the beach is wearing Hazmat suits
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Let's just say the hottest "girl" there has an
artificial hip
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Instead of tiny umbrella in your drink, there's a severed finger
Brad Garrett's Bad Golf Day Ray Romano provides commentary for Brad's record-setting round of golf.
