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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Friday, February 10, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Lame Olympics Opening Ceremony
Vandals have stolen three of the five Olympic rings
It's the winter Olympics, but the temperature is in the
low 90's
Announcements made in English, French and Klingon
Torino looks a lot like Newark
Sponsorship deal requires athletes to dress as delicious
Hot Pockets
Every country's anthem is "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
Pyrotechnic display consists of Don Rickles dropping his
pants and firing a rocket
The male figure skaters are doing a very creepy tribute to
"Brokeback Mountain"
You find yourself flipping to see what's on Letterman
Bode Miller is drinking O'Doul's
Brad Garrett's Bad Golf Day Ray Romano provides commentary for Brad's record-setting round of golf.
