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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Drunk
Starts each day by taking a leak on your desk
Parks his car in your office
Last week, he promoted a fax machine
At brainstorming meetings he always shouts, "I got it
-- let's hire a monkey!"
All memos are scrawled on the back of damp cocktail napkins
Asks the receptionist to patch him through to Jack Daniels
Reeks of cocktail onions and pepper spray
Spends the afternoon distributing photocopies of his ass
Makes a sloppy pass at your wife, then at you
He does stuff like this (Video of President Bush trying to
open door)
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Every time you pass by him in the hall, he gives you a big
weepy hug
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Just got back from a long lunch with the Bush twins
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He's sharpening his pen
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The "World's Drunkest Boss" coffee mug
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Every time his intercom buzzes, he does a shot
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The sales meeting is now a beer pong tournament
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Insists all employee grievances be settled by duel
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Started a war with no exit strategy
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Confused elevator for the bathroom
Olympic Volleyball Gold Medalists, Kerri Walsh & Misty May-Treanor In their full interview, the Olympic champs talk about Beijing, bikinis and Bush.
