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Thursday, January 12, 2006

Top Ten Signs You're In A Bad Sex Video
  
First 20 minutes shows you inflating your "co-star"
All the good stuff is obscured by the words "low battery"
Most of film involves you negotiating with her pimp
Paris' pet monkey won't stop biting you
Plumber shows up to fix your leaky faucet... and then leaves
The romantic candles accidently ignited your hairpiece
The N.S.A. guy spying on you runs in and begs you to stop
It's less popular than the Wilford Brimley sex video
Hillary keeps walking in and interrupting
You're the only person in it
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Co-star? Paris' uncle Larry Hilton

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Sex is overshadowed by your severe allergic reaction to the down pillows

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In the middle, it switches to an old episode of "Rockford Files"

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It's just footage of you getting whacked in the nuts with a Wiffle ball

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Only website that carries it is guyswholookdisgustingnaked.com

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It stars Dick and Lynne Cheney

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You couldn't afford a video camera, so you hired an animator to sketch

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It's only legal in Mexico

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