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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is In Love With A Giant Monkey
"Seems to work late whenever the circus is in town"
"Can't turn on CNN without seeing her dangling from
Empire State Building"
"There are several enormous footprints next to the
hot tub"
"Your American Express bill shows 2,000 dollar charge
from Chiquita"
"Complains you never pick her up and hold her in the
palm of your hand"
"Was riveted by Dr. Phil episode "I'm In Love
With A Giant Monkey"
"You notice a hair on her sweater and it's eight feet long"
"She's legally changed her name to Connie Kong"
"Your baby is a dead ringer for Chewbacca"
"The house smells chimpy"
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Brad Garrett's Bad Golf Day Ray Romano provides commentary for Brad's record-setting round of golf.
