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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Top Ten Signs Bush Is Drinking Again
"Begins every speech with, 'Dude, I'm so hungover'"
"Welcomed John Roberts with awkward, lingering hug"
"During recent speech, coughed up a swizzle stick"
"Now spells his name 'B-U-S-C-H'"
"Appointed Michael Brown head of Zima"
"He's been pronouncing words correctly"
"Next Supreme Court nominee: Johnny Walker Black"
"He's been asking Clinton for 'That hefty girl's
telephone number'"
"Even the twins are urging him to slow down"
"Called a cabinet meeting to discuss 'Laura's
dynamite ass'"
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Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.