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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Top Ten Signs Bush Is Drinking Again
  
"Begins every speech with, 'Dude, I'm so hungover'"
"Welcomed John Roberts with awkward, lingering hug"
"During recent speech, coughed up a swizzle stick"
"Now spells his name 'B-U-S-C-H'"
"Appointed Michael Brown head of Zima"
"He's been pronouncing words correctly"
"Next Supreme Court nominee: Johnny Walker Black"
"He's been asking Clinton for 'That hefty girl's telephone number'"
"Even the twins are urging him to slow down"
"Called a cabinet meeting to discuss 'Laura's dynamite ass'"
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