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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win A Genius Grant
"You often hear things like, 'Quit licking the jumper cables'"
"Your contribution to society: Socks for Kitties"
"You've tried to put a postage stamp on your e-mail"
"You are described as 'Bush-esque'"
"Vowed to use $500,000 prize money to see 'Deuce
Bigalow: European Gigolo' 50,000 times
"Wrote thesis on 'The Medicinal Powers of Nutter
Butter Cookies'"
"Can't figure out your computer's Caps Lock key"
"To impress judges you wear gold foil hat reading '#1 Genius'"
"Only thing you've had published is a letter to
Penthouse Forum"
"Michael Brown beat you out for the Fema gig"
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Olympic Volleyball Gold Medalists, Kerri Walsh & Misty May-Treanor In their full interview, the Olympic champs talk about Beijing, bikinis and Bush.
