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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Monday, September 05, 2005
Top Ten Signs You Have A Bad Job
"It's a 12-hour commute each way"
"You know the guy who refills the ketchup bottles in
the prison cafeteria? You're his assistant"
"You're Courtney Love's Publicist"
"For insurance purposes, Boss personally administers
a daily physical"
"Sign outside your door reads, 'Jim's Office/Men's Room'"
"You're taken to and from work in the trunk of a car, blindfolded"
"Word 'throb' appears with surprising frequency in
job application"
"You're working on Labor Day"
"Your name is George W. Bush (I'm Sorry, that's a
sign you're doing a bad job)"
"You're the idiot who has to change the gas prices on
the sign every 5 minutes"
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Hangin' and Bangin' with Kate Hudson Kate and Dave share a kiss and a New Year's resolution.
