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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Friday, August 05, 2005
Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is Spending Too Much Time On The Internet
Used to be called "Larry"--now calls himself
"Larry dot com"
Every conversation turns into a sales pitch for
low-interest morgage rates
On his wall, poster of Jonathan Schwartz, president and
chief operating officer of sun microsystems
You call it a cold--he calls it being infected with spyware
Bought his prom date on eBay
Only thing on his iPod-- that dial-up modem connection sound
You found a stack of wired magazines underneath his bed
Sitting alone in a room has left him with the people
skills of Dick Cheney
You have to move because he lost your house to an online casino
You catch him Googling himself
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Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
