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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Top Ten Signs You Are Headed For Summer School
You failed the Pledge of Allegiance
You take notes with the eraser end of the pencil
You identify more than half of the state capitals as "Funkytown"
Principal's final words before summer break: "See you tomorrow"
For your civics class project, you brought in several
photos of Honda Civics
Whenever you enter the room, your family stops talking
about Disneyland
Your history report was on President Martin Sheen
In your physics final, you keep referring to
"gravity" as "gravy"
Latest report card includes several G's
You threw a phone at the principal
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When the exam proctor says "Time's up," you're
still on the first letter of your name
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All you know about poetry is that every line has to rhyme
with the word "poetry"
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You have a tutor for homeroom
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You like getting F's because they remind you of "Fudge"
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Your answer for every math problem? The letter "R"
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Some kids eat paste--you tried to eat a book
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
