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Monday, June 06, 2005

Top Ten Ways To Cheer Up Saddam Hussein
  
Let him oppress just one Kurd a few hours a week
Surprise him with a year's supply of mustache dye
Bring him his old "World's Greatest Dictator" mug
Laugh at his impression of Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad
Give him a collection of hilarious "Yo mullah's so fat" jokes
Remind him his one permitted phone call saved him 15% on his car insurance
Membership in the "Falafel of the Month Club"
Show him some of them "Hey, Vern" movies
Package of new underpants
Three words: Los Angeles jury
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