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Thursday, May 12, 2005
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Vladimir Putin's Mind At This Moment
"That's it--turn the wheel left and the car goes left."
"He's getting the steering wheel sticky with taffy."
"How can an adult get his necktie tangled around the
gear shift?"
"I regret not making that 15-minute call to Geico."
"Floor it, you dumb hillbilly!"
"At this point, would it be more dangerous to jump
out or stay in?"
"This baby gets so much as a scratch, I'm launchin'
the nukes."
"I'd be better off letting Billy Joel drive this thing."
"Not often you hear a grown man saying, 'Vroom! Vroom!'"
"Why is his hand in my lap?"
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