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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Eating A 15-Pound Cheeseburger
  
"Does this restaurant have a defibrillator?"
"Am I that hungry or should I order the 12-poud cheeseburger?"
"Does it come with fries?"
"Would it be easier to eat 60 quarter pounders?"
"Can I get it on a low-carb bun?"
"How expensive is it to be buried in a piano case?"
"What am I going to have for dessert?"
"Why is everybody looking at me?"
"What would Jesus do?"
"Can I super-size that?"
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